May 2013
bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
wearethenats:
herondalely:
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made...
perfunctory:
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
lookintomyeyesandseemysoulhuman:
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Good guy :)
weaknessvoicegracechoice:
where there’s a boy there’s a repairman
saverockandroll:
catrickstump:
Burn everything you love then burn the
ashes
kirbyrightbackatya:
followers that send you asks when you ask for asks
“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how...”
– (via the-random-quotes)
shutupaubrey:
fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
meme4u:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
microxrose replied to your post: I LOST A FOLLOWER TODAY
…that was almost a Harry Potter reference.
HA I GET IT
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
jawnn-locked:
thatcrazywhoviangirl:
narcaine:
nippled:
contact your doctor to see if tumblr is the right website for you
but there’s so many to choose from
11 out of 11 Doctors recommend tumblr
Excuse me.
thevisforvictory:
iammakingperfectsense:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
OOPS
